Batty blog of billy and alecs theories of the world around us!

Hi this IS Billy and Alec, hes very paticular about capital letters at the beginning of his name!!!!
And billy is particular about the letter b.

neway 1st theory


THE THEORY OF THE CARDS

we were playing cards, when we lost 1. Alec observed how you can lose a card in an infinite number of circumstances. We then deduced that it is therefore infinetly improbable that there should be a full pack of cards at any one time. Therfore it is infinetly probable that cards should not exist at all. QED

THE DIMENSION THEORY

This originally came about by reading in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about something being in 5d. i asked alec how this was possible. me: "How is that possible?".
we already knew the basic 3 dimensions that are up&down, left&right, and forwards&backward. We were also willing to accept time (forwards&backwards) as a 4th. But how about up&down in time or Left&right in time?

Dr who once said "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."

We therefore concluded that it was possible to go up and down in time and left and right in time.

We then had 6 dimensions but we wanted more, so we then thought of the involvements of parallel universes and we assumed these existed (see the comprehendability thoery). This involvement suddenly suggests an infinite number of dimentions but also, more simply, inter-universal dimensions. from this we got another 6 base dimensions the same as the ones before but inter-uni. Add an 'n' for number of parallel universes on the end and wallar 12n dimensions!

Much better than those 11 weird 'Anfinsen's folds'!!! (dont quote us it may be wrong)

COMPREHENDIBILITY THOERY

If we can comprehend the possibility of something existing, it does.

EXCUSES THEORY

I know i can therefore i don't need to prove to myself that i can, so i didnt do the homework.

CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

This was developed from the old idea that the earth is the centre of the universe. We decided to go one step further and say wot if we were the centre of the universe or norfolk was? If u think about it you see it moving around us in the sky (sun, stars etc..). If they are moving and we can't see ourselves moving we must be stayin still, hence everything is moving/revoloving around us.

(this one was a quicky and could do with more work but i can comprehend the possibilty of me being the centre so therefore...)

WORD THEORY (OR NO WORDS)

Well we were talkin to each other and suddenly we reallised that words dont exist EUREKA!

let me explain, consider the possibility that we send brain signals out to the person we are contacting and they form in our mind and the mind of the other person something they can understand i.e. words, therefore words are a figment of our imagination.

we will take this further:

IMAGINATION THEORY

consider the possibility that you are a figment of our imagination and that you don't exist, this whole universe is in 1 persons head. This adds more weight to the centre of the universe theory.

or wait ..... o dear..... i feel a new theory coming on ... this has destroyed the centre of the universe one...

SINCE THE UNIVERSE IS A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION THEN WE ARE THE CENTRE OF NOTHING....OR WE ARE THE CENTRE OF OUR OWN IMAGINATIONS.

damn it that sounds comprehedable!

whatch this space for more alec and billy theorys, we will be back when we have proved to ourselves that we infact do exist.

Bensonab

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