Wednesday 7 January 2009

C Vs E

hmmm this is a popular topic over the years! but i thought i would voice my opinion on the matter!
it is the right opinion btw!
if u dont know wot C vs E is the it is Creationism Vs Evolution. They both draw and so are wrong! Or............ (my theories)

Creationism for thos of you hu dont know *cough laura cough* (shes readin over my shoulder)
is the christian view that the world was built in 7 days by GOD. i think that this is probably not true, but i am a christian! How to get around it is easy: this is not actually wot it means, its not suipposed to be taken literally or it is....i have 2 theories.

my first and most likely is that GOD created the big bang and foresaw the serties of events that brought about where we are now. This was a clever bit of engineering on his part, unless he cheated and controlled it rather than see all of the outcomes at the beginning! I like this theory better thn the other theory cos its not as mind boggling!

My other theory is that GOD created the world and all the evidence for evolution with to satisy our curiosity and test our faith. The problem is that he could have made it 2 seconds ago and created memories for us, and a life. This is disturbing to me because how do i know whether i was infact at rosies over the weekend, or was it just a realistic memory created by GOD. If it was a realistic memory created by the big man then i have to thank him for this memory and all the other good mnemories hes given me! Also if it was created 2 seconds ago then i have to thank him for putting me with rosie in the first place! Haha he was obviously having a luagh with his buddies at this point after creating disneys beauty and the beast lmao! (hint: beauties dont have wonky noses)( alecs tellion me to clarify this further but i wont insult ur intelligence...the last hint was for rosie)

anyway i think the first one is more probable!

Onto matters of wots been going on...

i have exams soon and so havent had the time to write a blog or infact read them! (my excuse anyway), i also have written this in break as i am goin to the gym in my next free!

i think that next blog i may write about my plans!

(oh btw if you start quoting genesis at me my theories have coutered that to... in those days people didnt have much knowledge so GOD simplified it...imagine explaining evolution and the big bang to people 2000years ago (actually mnore) alec has just informed me that he did explain the big bang..."let there be light"...Meh)

i g2g breaks almost over...bye

xxx

haha theres the bell...gd timing!

Tuesday 16 December 2008

getting run over and y im sposd to be doing biology~!

I am in my free at school! and supposed to be doing my biology work in for today! oh well!!!

the reason i havent dont it yet is because i left my bag at school yesterday! which may sound like a stupid thing to do but there is a reason::

I was booked into the gym for 2, i really didn't want to go as i had booked into get a programme which i had decided i didn't need after all! i went anyway and the instructor put me on the bike for 55 minutes telling me to keep my rpm above 70 while the resistance changed! which is kinda what i did, but he when he wasnt looking i relaxed a bit! i was watching the music channel at the same time!!! anyway i had left my bag, coat and trombone at school because i didnt want to carry them around town as the gym is on the otherside (of town).
When i got out of the gym it was 3.20 which i couldnt work out as i ahd left at 1.40 and i was confused! i was really hungry so went in to morrisons for a sandwhich and decided that i deserved something else as well, i spent ages deciding what else to get, and in the end got 2 chocolate eclairs! the q for the till was really long and it was 3.30 by now and i was getting agitated!

i ran across the carpark and through the petrol station! over the busy road at a big enough gap but got honked at by some old man in a red car! i dunno y i was perfectly safe, he wasnt gonna hit me...i hope! i started running again and saw a bus turn into the school lane, it wasnt our normal bus and i wasnt sure if it was infact ours or not! i ran anyway and rather alot of people got onto it when i turned the corner so i started sprinting and...my wallet fell out of my pocket!!! i had to go back and continue sprinting nearly getting run over by another car! and i culd just make the BKL 31 on the back when it pulled away! i stopped running cos i still wasnt sure if i had seen the bkl 31! and looked into the school got a couple of qs like 'havent u missed ur bus' and started running again!!! som1 said to me 'ur not gonna catch it' but that made me run even faster!! i was just giving up hope and turned the corner and there it was waiting for me!!! i had left my bag and my trombone and coat in the cafe and nearly got run over twice!

i sat down and found out that my chocolate eclairs really werent worth the effort and that i should have gotten a blueberry muffin instead!!!

haha that was my tail for today!

hmm i would write more but i dont have enough time!!!

sorry!

Tuesday 9 December 2008

good mood blog :D

i should do a whole load of these!!!!! lol
neway the reason im in a gd mood is quite simple, i dont know :D hahaha
omg tht was hilarious...well it wasnt but i cracked up!
by the time iv finished i wont be in as gd a mood...oh well!

i had a bell shaped chocolate in my winnnie the pooh advent calender today!!!! yay!
i think they should cross the serious advent calenders with the chocolate 1s to get a chocolate baby jesus for example! or mb tht wuld be no. 25!

CHRISTMAS SOON!!!! yayayay!!!!
i cant wait!!!! christmas has a certain feel to it!!!! like the taste of cinammon and presents (not the taste obv! unless they r chocolate) all in 1 feeling! haha tht was random!!!

oooooo i just plugged in my laptop and it all litted up brightly ooooooooooooo! tht is said like those lil green thiings in toy story!!! i love tht film! alec can play you've got a friend in me! its quite cool!

erm i have a chemistry exam on the halogens tomorrow :S ahhhhhhhhh! it sounds easy but theres alot to remember!

can u get blue goldfish??? u can get red 1s! i know tht much!!!

ooooooo blue fish takes me onto dory! she is quite amusing! her song holds alot to think about...underneath!!! "just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...."
if u apply it to life then just keep swimming, just keep living no matter how tough it gets.
i know wot i mean!!!

oooooooooo i just found out via email tht im in a concert next wednesday!!! im gonna be singing carols in harmony and playing boner!

i have my panto this weekend....its this village thing in the hall and they put together a pantomime! im the knave of hearts and im after some tarts (not the edible kind ... unless ur even sicker thn me!!!)!!! which is kinda weird but in the end i get the grief twins :-S called fatima and fit emma (she said fat emma in one of the rehearsels it was quite amusing)! its a very weird panto, im sure people will be laughing at us lol!
Rosie cant come though...which sucks and is a mahussive releif aswell! im sure her whole family would have been taking the mick out of me for weeks! haha

2moro we may have a big debate with the whole year in tutorial which would be so cool! (if u dont think so, then u may think i am uncool)! me and alec were thinkin we culd head each argument and swap half way to really confuse people!!!
hayley just said it might be on the NHS and whether they can invoke payments on ppl hu inflict oin themselves e.g. smokers, drinkers!

hmmmm dunno wot else is happening in my life!!!! Rosa was feeling sorry for me when i said my social life consists of rosie and alec, but its hard to fit both in! i wouldnt swap either of them for the world so i dont reli see y she shuld have!!!!

well i might swap alec for a price....if u read this the dw im sure it'll be over a hundred pounds!!!

hahaha

neway i need to go to bed!!!!! (exam 2moro)

love

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tuesday 2 December 2008

hmmm spare time

i have got into the annopying habit of putting hmmmmmmmm b4 everything! i dont know y!
to those tht know i do this then i promise trht this is a new development!
well relativly new!

haha anyway the reason i have spare time is that rosies not on msn! so i can write a blgo for a change!

i have had a biology assesed practical 2day! we had to test the affect of heat on diffusion in an agar jelly cube! so pointless and stupid but i reli need to get an a! arg! i have the evaluative bit 1st thing 2moro! which is gd cos i then wont 4get it!

ermmm apart frm tht my lifes cool! erm not in the best of moods at the moment but its cos of boring pointless reasons tht rnt reeli worth saying! haha i bet thts made u more curious! well...tough!

oh its all ok i suddenly feel alot better! in fact a whole lot better :D:D:D

hmmm im not gonna add ne more so i will just post it! lol

soz its a bit short but cos of interferring matters i have to stop!!!!

haha

xxxxxxxx

Monday 1 December 2008

blog of somethingness

haha i nicked the title of all of jimmehs blogs :D
hmmmm iv discovered a way of getting msn at school! u type in web messenger on google, the click on the little orange bar at the top of the page and it then press always allow pop-ups!
u can also get on facebook! but mine isnt letting me!
oh abi came and helped me! yay! hmmm i dont reli use it anyway lol!

it still wont let me on jimmehs blog!!! BECAUSE OF PORNOGRAPHY!!!
iv missed 2 now! well i was gonna read it yesterday but then i was tlkin to rosie! which usually means i am unable to do anything else! i tried yesterday but then i missed something!

well this weekend was awesome!
i went round rosies alot! and saw alec! we put the xbox on the big screen and it was cool! (haha if ur now thinkin wow they r sad then u wuld probably be right)!

i attempted to help rosie with her maths but i failed! and then we went to quaser or wotever the name is! it was awesome! i got a bit into it! i was dissapointed tht i didnt get on2 the leaderboard!
but not surprised! they were all geeks with to much time on there hands! (no resentment wotsoever)

haha

in my guitar lesson my teacher told me to start from the g spot! haha it was very amusing!

me and alec are considering cycling from coast to coast for charity, this is for our service d of e! if u think we r mad then yes we r! we need to check to see if we can do it and get round to doing it aswell! so its a maybe thing!i will keep u updated!

ooooooo the bell just rang :D haha i have another free! yayayay! i feel sorry for alec who is now in double physics! hahahahaha i dont really! sucker!

yay i found sam on facebook!

hmm nooooooooooo i have a biology practical assessment tomorrow!!! arg! not looking 4ward to it! i havent reli read wot im sposd to do :(

i cant really thinkn of anything else to say!

hmmm im off to downstairs! (the cafe)

au revoir...or olivoir which is a much better way of pronouncing it!

haha

xxx

Wednesday 26 November 2008

A BLOG!

haha i accidently saved it with nothing written!

it was an imaginitive title! i dont like the date being at the top of my blogs so i had to call it something!

anyway, wots been goin on.... well alot! erm apart from me being a complete idiot nothing has reli gone wrong! u might argue tht me being a complete idiot is alot going wrong! but i would answer tht im always a complete idiot! somehow though some people dont see that! so maybe im not! nah ask people tht see me everyday and they will tell you i am!

I dont like keepers! mainly cos im rubbish at it! (in both senses, the metaphor and the goally!) you can look at my record, 4 'balls' past me! hmmm mb balls isnt the best metaphor people will get the wrong idea! hahaha

hang on brb simpsons!

haha back! its the adverts! but rosies on now so no luck seein the rest!
hmmm 2day i brought a flashy stary thingamajic! it was bettter as a beard! but dr treavitt kept tellin me off! i was tempted to say i was tryin to be like him! haha apparently it made me look like thomas hardy! or someone like tht! cant exactly remember wot his name was!


http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/288112.html?playlist=featured

haha its a 7+ game! lol its quite amusing!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HEma7ncSPYg#

tht 1 is me rapping! so look at it!!!!

i cant speak normally so the fact tht some of the lines are discernable is quite an achievement!

me and alec have another one tht we havent gotten round to puttin on youtube! but our biology class made us sing it 3 times! which is quite an achievement!

hmmmm im tlkin 2 rosie so im gonna stop there!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

bye

Tuesday 18 November 2008

im in the library atm and its 1st free!
haha rosies mum said tht robs new girlfriends must be really bad at photography or he dumps them before the prints come out!
i tyhink thts mainly referring to the new gf btw!
erm neway, i asked the headteacher whos in charge of the library, as the librarian isnt here, to photocopy something and he said he didnt have any pass keys!! Hes the headteacher and he cant use the photocopier!
i think its an easy job! all he does is look at a computer screen all day and occasionally fill in for other teachers!!

neway jodie is sittin next to me so if she looks over my shoulder again:

HI JODIE U R AWESOME!

She probs wont but oh well!

hmmm last night i went to bed for 1hour aand had quite a gd dream! i then woke up and as i culd still here mum and dad i thought it was the morning. I started to wake up and txt back rosie, untill i realised tht it was 10.30!!! (i had an earlyish night). hmmmm im still tired :-S

i shuld be doin work atm but evry1 is being boring downstairs and doin their work in the cafe so i wont have any destractions and i dont think i have ne work for 2day! haha i leave it till the free b4 to do the work!

jodie did see it :D

i 4got my tromboner 2day :( im sposed to play it in band 2day and so i will have to use the schools tromboner :D haha i dont wanna kn ow where its been! (this is sounding a tad wrong, haha if u dont know what i mean then ur probably normal!)

iv written alot of inuendos on trombones! like my boner cost alot, or i put cream on it to make it slide easier! haha lol i wont go down tht road again! mb 1 more - i hope mr. boulter will let me use his tromboner, otherys i wont have anything to play with!!! haha tht went way 2 far!!!

moving swiftly on i wish i had enuf money for a mini milk! they sell them in the cafe! hmmmmmm i might go and pester som1 so tht was me bein rather bored!!!

haha xxxx