getting run over and y im sposd to be doing biology~!

I am in my free at school! and supposed to be doing my biology work in for today! oh well!!!

the reason i havent dont it yet is because i left my bag at school yesterday! which may sound like a stupid thing to do but there is a reason::

I was booked into the gym for 2, i really didn't want to go as i had booked into get a programme which i had decided i didn't need after all! i went anyway and the instructor put me on the bike for 55 minutes telling me to keep my rpm above 70 while the resistance changed! which is kinda what i did, but he when he wasnt looking i relaxed a bit! i was watching the music channel at the same time!!! anyway i had left my bag, coat and trombone at school because i didnt want to carry them around town as the gym is on the otherside (of town).
When i got out of the gym it was 3.20 which i couldnt work out as i ahd left at 1.40 and i was confused! i was really hungry so went in to morrisons for a sandwhich and decided that i deserved something else as well, i spent ages deciding what else to get, and in the end got 2 chocolate eclairs! the q for the till was really long and it was 3.30 by now and i was getting agitated!

i ran across the carpark and through the petrol station! over the busy road at a big enough gap but got honked at by some old man in a red car! i dunno y i was perfectly safe, he wasnt gonna hit me...i hope! i started running again and saw a bus turn into the school lane, it wasnt our normal bus and i wasnt sure if it was infact ours or not! i ran anyway and rather alot of people got onto it when i turned the corner so i started sprinting and...my wallet fell out of my pocket!!! i had to go back and continue sprinting nearly getting run over by another car! and i culd just make the BKL 31 on the back when it pulled away! i stopped running cos i still wasnt sure if i had seen the bkl 31! and looked into the school got a couple of qs like 'havent u missed ur bus' and started running again!!! som1 said to me 'ur not gonna catch it' but that made me run even faster!! i was just giving up hope and turned the corner and there it was waiting for me!!! i had left my bag and my trombone and coat in the cafe and nearly got run over twice!

i sat down and found out that my chocolate eclairs really werent worth the effort and that i should have gotten a blueberry muffin instead!!!

haha that was my tail for today!

hmm i would write more but i dont have enough time!!!

sorry!

good mood blog :D

i should do a whole load of these!!!!! lol
neway the reason im in a gd mood is quite simple, i dont know :D hahaha
omg tht was hilarious...well it wasnt but i cracked up!
by the time iv finished i wont be in as gd a mood...oh well!

i had a bell shaped chocolate in my winnnie the pooh advent calender today!!!! yay!
i think they should cross the serious advent calenders with the chocolate 1s to get a chocolate baby jesus for example! or mb tht wuld be no. 25!

CHRISTMAS SOON!!!! yayayay!!!!
i cant wait!!!! christmas has a certain feel to it!!!! like the taste of cinammon and presents (not the taste obv! unless they r chocolate) all in 1 feeling! haha tht was random!!!

oooooo i just plugged in my laptop and it all litted up brightly ooooooooooooo! tht is said like those lil green thiings in toy story!!! i love tht film! alec can play you've got a friend in me! its quite cool!

erm i have a chemistry exam on the halogens tomorrow :S ahhhhhhhhh! it sounds easy but theres alot to remember!

can u get blue goldfish??? u can get red 1s! i know tht much!!!

ooooooo blue fish takes me onto dory! she is quite amusing! her song holds alot to think about...underneath!!! "just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...."
if u apply it to life then just keep swimming, just keep living no matter how tough it gets.
i know wot i mean!!!

oooooooooo i just found out via email tht im in a concert next wednesday!!! im gonna be singing carols in harmony and playing boner!

i have my panto this weekend....its this village thing in the hall and they put together a pantomime! im the knave of hearts and im after some tarts (not the edible kind ... unless ur even sicker thn me!!!)!!! which is kinda weird but in the end i get the grief twins :-S called fatima and fit emma (she said fat emma in one of the rehearsels it was quite amusing)! its a very weird panto, im sure people will be laughing at us lol!
Rosie cant come though...which sucks and is a mahussive releif aswell! im sure her whole family would have been taking the mick out of me for weeks! haha

2moro we may have a big debate with the whole year in tutorial which would be so cool! (if u dont think so, then u may think i am uncool)! me and alec were thinkin we culd head each argument and swap half way to really confuse people!!!
hayley just said it might be on the NHS and whether they can invoke payments on ppl hu inflict oin themselves e.g. smokers, drinkers!

hmmmm dunno wot else is happening in my life!!!! Rosa was feeling sorry for me when i said my social life consists of rosie and alec, but its hard to fit both in! i wouldnt swap either of them for the world so i dont reli see y she shuld have!!!!

well i might swap alec for a price....if u read this the dw im sure it'll be over a hundred pounds!!!

hahaha

neway i need to go to bed!!!!! (exam 2moro)

love

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hmmm spare time

i have got into the annopying habit of putting hmmmmmmmm b4 everything! i dont know y!
to those tht know i do this then i promise trht this is a new development!
well relativly new!

haha anyway the reason i have spare time is that rosies not on msn! so i can write a blgo for a change!

i have had a biology assesed practical 2day! we had to test the affect of heat on diffusion in an agar jelly cube! so pointless and stupid but i reli need to get an a! arg! i have the evaluative bit 1st thing 2moro! which is gd cos i then wont 4get it!

ermmm apart frm tht my lifes cool! erm not in the best of moods at the moment but its cos of boring pointless reasons tht rnt reeli worth saying! haha i bet thts made u more curious! well...tough!

oh its all ok i suddenly feel alot better! in fact a whole lot better :D:D:D

hmmm im not gonna add ne more so i will just post it! lol

soz its a bit short but cos of interferring matters i have to stop!!!!

haha

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blog of somethingness

haha i nicked the title of all of jimmehs blogs :D
hmmmm iv discovered a way of getting msn at school! u type in web messenger on google, the click on the little orange bar at the top of the page and it then press always allow pop-ups!
u can also get on facebook! but mine isnt letting me!
oh abi came and helped me! yay! hmmm i dont reli use it anyway lol!

it still wont let me on jimmehs blog!!! BECAUSE OF PORNOGRAPHY!!!
iv missed 2 now! well i was gonna read it yesterday but then i was tlkin to rosie! which usually means i am unable to do anything else! i tried yesterday but then i missed something!

well this weekend was awesome!
i went round rosies alot! and saw alec! we put the xbox on the big screen and it was cool! (haha if ur now thinkin wow they r sad then u wuld probably be right)!

i attempted to help rosie with her maths but i failed! and then we went to quaser or wotever the name is! it was awesome! i got a bit into it! i was dissapointed tht i didnt get on2 the leaderboard!
but not surprised! they were all geeks with to much time on there hands! (no resentment wotsoever)

haha

in my guitar lesson my teacher told me to start from the g spot! haha it was very amusing!

me and alec are considering cycling from coast to coast for charity, this is for our service d of e! if u think we r mad then yes we r! we need to check to see if we can do it and get round to doing it aswell! so its a maybe thing!i will keep u updated!

ooooooo the bell just rang :D haha i have another free! yayayay! i feel sorry for alec who is now in double physics! hahahahaha i dont really! sucker!

yay i found sam on facebook!

hmm nooooooooooo i have a biology practical assessment tomorrow!!! arg! not looking 4ward to it! i havent reli read wot im sposd to do :(

i cant really thinkn of anything else to say!

hmmm im off to downstairs! (the cafe)

au revoir...or olivoir which is a much better way of pronouncing it!

haha

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A BLOG!

haha i accidently saved it with nothing written!

it was an imaginitive title! i dont like the date being at the top of my blogs so i had to call it something!

anyway, wots been goin on.... well alot! erm apart from me being a complete idiot nothing has reli gone wrong! u might argue tht me being a complete idiot is alot going wrong! but i would answer tht im always a complete idiot! somehow though some people dont see that! so maybe im not! nah ask people tht see me everyday and they will tell you i am!

I dont like keepers! mainly cos im rubbish at it! (in both senses, the metaphor and the goally!) you can look at my record, 4 'balls' past me! hmmm mb balls isnt the best metaphor people will get the wrong idea! hahaha

hang on brb simpsons!

haha back! its the adverts! but rosies on now so no luck seein the rest!
hmmm 2day i brought a flashy stary thingamajic! it was bettter as a beard! but dr treavitt kept tellin me off! i was tempted to say i was tryin to be like him! haha apparently it made me look like thomas hardy! or someone like tht! cant exactly remember wot his name was!


http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/288112.html?playlist=featured

haha its a 7+ game! lol its quite amusing!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HEma7ncSPYg#

tht 1 is me rapping! so look at it!!!!

i cant speak normally so the fact tht some of the lines are discernable is quite an achievement!

me and alec have another one tht we havent gotten round to puttin on youtube! but our biology class made us sing it 3 times! which is quite an achievement!

hmmmm im tlkin 2 rosie so im gonna stop there!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

bye

im in the library atm and its 1st free!
haha rosies mum said tht robs new girlfriends must be really bad at photography or he dumps them before the prints come out!
i tyhink thts mainly referring to the new gf btw!
erm neway, i asked the headteacher whos in charge of the library, as the librarian isnt here, to photocopy something and he said he didnt have any pass keys!! Hes the headteacher and he cant use the photocopier!
i think its an easy job! all he does is look at a computer screen all day and occasionally fill in for other teachers!!

neway jodie is sittin next to me so if she looks over my shoulder again:

HI JODIE U R AWESOME!

She probs wont but oh well!

hmmm last night i went to bed for 1hour aand had quite a gd dream! i then woke up and as i culd still here mum and dad i thought it was the morning. I started to wake up and txt back rosie, untill i realised tht it was 10.30!!! (i had an earlyish night). hmmmm im still tired :-S

i shuld be doin work atm but evry1 is being boring downstairs and doin their work in the cafe so i wont have any destractions and i dont think i have ne work for 2day! haha i leave it till the free b4 to do the work!

jodie did see it :D

i 4got my tromboner 2day :( im sposed to play it in band 2day and so i will have to use the schools tromboner :D haha i dont wanna kn ow where its been! (this is sounding a tad wrong, haha if u dont know what i mean then ur probably normal!)

iv written alot of inuendos on trombones! like my boner cost alot, or i put cream on it to make it slide easier! haha lol i wont go down tht road again! mb 1 more - i hope mr. boulter will let me use his tromboner, otherys i wont have anything to play with!!! haha tht went way 2 far!!!

moving swiftly on i wish i had enuf money for a mini milk! they sell them in the cafe! hmmmmmm i might go and pester som1 so tht was me bein rather bored!!!

haha xxxx

Batty blog of billy and alecs theories of the world around us!

Hi this IS Billy and Alec, hes very paticular about capital letters at the beginning of his name!!!!
And billy is particular about the letter b.

neway 1st theory


THE THEORY OF THE CARDS

we were playing cards, when we lost 1. Alec observed how you can lose a card in an infinite number of circumstances. We then deduced that it is therefore infinetly improbable that there should be a full pack of cards at any one time. Therfore it is infinetly probable that cards should not exist at all. QED

THE DIMENSION THEORY

This originally came about by reading in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about something being in 5d. i asked alec how this was possible. me: "How is that possible?".
we already knew the basic 3 dimensions that are up&down, left&right, and forwards&backward. We were also willing to accept time (forwards&backwards) as a 4th. But how about up&down in time or Left&right in time?

Dr who once said "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."

We therefore concluded that it was possible to go up and down in time and left and right in time.

We then had 6 dimensions but we wanted more, so we then thought of the involvements of parallel universes and we assumed these existed (see the comprehendability thoery). This involvement suddenly suggests an infinite number of dimentions but also, more simply, inter-universal dimensions. from this we got another 6 base dimensions the same as the ones before but inter-uni. Add an 'n' for number of parallel universes on the end and wallar 12n dimensions!

Much better than those 11 weird 'Anfinsen's folds'!!! (dont quote us it may be wrong)

COMPREHENDIBILITY THOERY

If we can comprehend the possibility of something existing, it does.

EXCUSES THEORY

I know i can therefore i don't need to prove to myself that i can, so i didnt do the homework.

CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

This was developed from the old idea that the earth is the centre of the universe. We decided to go one step further and say wot if we were the centre of the universe or norfolk was? If u think about it you see it moving around us in the sky (sun, stars etc..). If they are moving and we can't see ourselves moving we must be stayin still, hence everything is moving/revoloving around us.

(this one was a quicky and could do with more work but i can comprehend the possibilty of me being the centre so therefore...)

WORD THEORY (OR NO WORDS)

Well we were talkin to each other and suddenly we reallised that words dont exist EUREKA!

let me explain, consider the possibility that we send brain signals out to the person we are contacting and they form in our mind and the mind of the other person something they can understand i.e. words, therefore words are a figment of our imagination.

we will take this further:

IMAGINATION THEORY

consider the possibility that you are a figment of our imagination and that you don't exist, this whole universe is in 1 persons head. This adds more weight to the centre of the universe theory.

or wait ..... o dear..... i feel a new theory coming on ... this has destroyed the centre of the universe one...

SINCE THE UNIVERSE IS A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION THEN WE ARE THE CENTRE OF NOTHING....OR WE ARE THE CENTRE OF OUR OWN IMAGINATIONS.

damn it that sounds comprehedable!

whatch this space for more alec and billy theorys, we will be back when we have proved to ourselves that we infact do exist.

Bensonab

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hi peeps! JIMMEHS GOIN DOWN!

OMG I SWEAR IV NVR USED THAT WORD B4!!!

neway i am rather happy at the moment!

i thought u all deserved some of it! (imagine me all poncy throwing imaginery confetti over evry1)

haahaha lol well iv just watched a film called nims island! they found an island which no1 had found and lived there! it was ok as far as childrens films go!! neway i have a plan tht in my gap year im gonna take rosie and sail round the world and call an island rosies island and live there!

we wuld keep jimmeh and alec in a cave as a gay couple that we occasionally feed lmao!

wots happened u ask? (i know u didnt reli but i think u ought to, even if its just out of manners rather thn actual curiosity)

well on friday i went to the cinema with rosie, meg, and som1 called chloe and david! (i think lol) we watched Ghost town which is quite a gd movie reli lol! and rosie curled her hair lol! (i didnt notice)

neway meg and rosie decided it wuld be a pretty neat idea to start puttin popcorn down each others tops! it was rather amusing!! lol we were at the front so i think tht we disturbed evry1 everywhere else in the cinema! apart frm the peeps (ahhhhhhhhh damn tht is not gonna be a habit) beside us hu were total idiots and shuld be shot out of a cannon to the moon with 1 plant each so tht cant sue us! otherys they wuld die and we wuld be to blame! but if they had a plant we can say tht we gave them a life line! neway thts wot shuld happen to all chavs!

erm continuing my update...on saturday after the usual we had a bonfire night! i lit all the firworks! i dunno wot they were thinkin i shuldnt be trusted with nethin dangerous let alone firworks! lol i tried to get 1 to light another on several occasions! it didnt work but i did manage to set 2 off at the same time lol!

iv decided tht its much better to light the firworks! makes it much more enjoyable! lol u can aim them 2! i was tempted to aim it at the lil 1s hu were runnin round after the glow sticks rather thn watchin my display!!!!

after the fireworks we played a game tht we called escape from coldits...theres 1 person in a window shining the torch across the area to see som1...the others run frm 1 side to the other without bein seen! its quite childish but then i am! lol i crawled across the whole of the old football pitch (including the fireworks) and got soaked! (u might ask y? its only a stupid game the simple answer is im very competitive as jimmeh has just found out).

well 2day i managed to wake up rosie with my early morning texting! lol
i wake up way 2 early! and to make it worse, she did get to bed late last night! SORRY!!!

then i played the last post at church (on the trombone) it was ok but the service in general wasnt gr8 (to say the least) i was quite shocked at the sermon! there was a guy called charlie raspberry on the remembering list lol! me and jessie thought tht he must hav been a brass player!!!

i was also called charlie by som1 leavin!!!! its quite a cool name but do i reli look like a charlie???? haha charlie brown!!! wow i just thought of tht!

tht brings me onto the subject of my snoopy! hes soooooooo awesome! this is mine btw hes a teddy! iv had him for so long i cant remember! i think he was mums b4 me!

teddies...i once had a duck 1 tht i threw in2 a duck pond! wen i realised i culdnt get him back i jumped in after him! this was b4 i culd swim! mum had to pull me out! and i lost my duck! he went down the stream! i hope wherever he is tht he has a happy life with his new duck pals!!!

back to updatin u! i went to rosies 2day :D:D:D it was reli gd! at lunch they asked if i was ok with the tomatoe caserole! i thought they were bein serious so i said yh! i only realised tht they were jokin when i got the beef 1 in fron of me! lol i was wonderin y rosies dad pushed me lmao! (he wasnt beatin me up i think it was friendly-or mb iv made a bad impression lol!)

we played scrabble! lol it was gd! and a very close game! i swear voibly is a word!!!!

me: "hmmm i dont need a big 1 nemore"

I WAS TLKIN BOUT THE WORDS!!!! lol it took me a while to latch on to y rosie was laughin so much!

IMPORTANT:

me and jimmeh (rosies bf(best friend)) r havin a competition to see which blog is best!!! if u dont know him then just leave a comment sayin mine was best!!!

rosie is the ultimate judge though!!!

as u can guess i came up with this!! tht shows tht im very competitive!!!

and thts also the reason for this message:

rosie-pick mine and i will give u loadsa money, i havent got it yet but the credit crunch is about to get alot worse!!!!

and also to valerie, jimmeh and rosie-sorry my msn broke down! im also goin to bed but i want the result by phone!!! lol and dont tell me 1 thing and jimmeh another!!!! he will know b4 i do cos rosie will say he wins- she will obviously be lieing!!!!

beat tht jimmeh!!!!

30-100 all in 1!!!!

oh yh and if i do win i will celebrate more thn beatin by a 3!! haha lol

byesies people!!! ( i did not just say tht!!!) ahhhhh

xxx

Hi iv finished my chemistry homework and now im bored!!!
This is my only free today, that may sound like alot to those wisbeach goers but for me it isnt! alec has 6 lessons today, but im currently in my physics free!
im next to my physics free partner...christopher (shes a she, thts not her real name but i thought i would be awkward and call her that)

WE both dropped physics lol! alec is probably now the only stupid person takin 5 subjects!

We were singin prince of belair all morning!

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

haha thought i would treat u to that!

u have to sing it! or u r uncool!

i did! in the library :D i didnt sing it to loud though! christopher is laughing at me!

i was listening to the radio on the way back from the bus, in mums car! It was radio 4 and it had a very interestin topic!

it was sayin how people are shy about talking about race...its the first thing u notice about another person but yet people dont like to mention it. I think this is because people dont want to be labelled or called racist as its 1 of the worst things to be called nowadays! but whats wrong with calling someone black or white? people shouldnt take offence to it, its true and you should be proud of ur origins.

I think the fact that people dont say it is even more offensive! it draws attention to the fact, but if we just accept it and not be embarassed then noone would be racist. If parents stop saying shhhhhh when a young child asks about the colour of someones skin then it wont be a tabooed subject, they could say something along the lines of they get it from their mummy and daddy racism would eventually die out!

thats me over for now!

on the subject of radio though when we come to school everyday the bus driver has an obsession with radio broadland!!

IM SICK OF IT!!!!

all they do is play stupid adverts all day, you wuld hav thought tht they wuld have got gd presenters tht culd tlk for longer thn a couple of seconds, but no!!! they put on 60 adverts after every song and they only have enuf time to say wot song it is!!!

if thats not bad enuf the songs are terrible!! they r all chav/old/stuff no1s heard of! and not the gd oldf old stuff but the old stuff tht gets on ur nerves all the time!!!

Nvr listen to radio broadland!!! its rubbish! especvially wen its so loud tht it hurts ur ears!!!

christopher agrees!

hmmmmmmmm

haha her brother calls her small!!! hmmmmm i might call her christopher tall, as shes not!!! lol when she sits down it doesnt make ne difference to her height!!!!haha tht was a bit harsh, i take it back...but not back enuf to delete it!

i need to go and eat as i havent got a lunch break or music to eat my lunch in 2day!!!

au revoir mes amis!!!

oh and 15! :D:D:D:D:D

Passing the time!

hi im at college waitin for mum and dad to turn up for parents evening1

this will probably be a very bad parents evening compared to those at litcham...

the reason is that the tests tht i have done here have been rubbish!!!

im not worried thugh cos come exams i will revise! (unlike rosie and alec) who both seemed to have a problem with revising! BAD INFLUENCE!!!!

i could talk about lent like rosie but tht would be copying...and iv nvr kept it in my life...cos iv nvr tried lol!

hmmmm i culd tlk bout rosie (like i want to) but i think she would get self-conscious and i wuld bore the rest of u!

i know! i will pick a random book out of the library! (as im in it!)

scrap tht theres to many of them!!!!!

i will talk about art!

now...modern art is quite strange! some of it looks very unimpressive and i think some of it isnt very impressive! some of the things tht look really plain and that people say 'i could have done that', are probably very clever/interesting if you learnt about it and gave it some thought. personally i dont think i have enough time! I prefer the more obvious stuff! like to day in music he got up a monet painting and started talking bout it!

ITS SPOSD TO BE A MUSIC LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the point is that it was really cleverly done! at first it looked just like a small man on a boat, but then when u look closer you could see the background was a massive ship! I dunno y but it was quite cool!

neway erm im gonna move on cos this is boring!

Every1 was mean about my hair 2day!

for those of u tht dont know i got it cut by some madman from fakenham! he kept hitting my head to get it in the right place!

neway i wore a hat today even tho i the only opinion i care bout is rosies, the reason is cos i kneew people wuld take the micky! turns out it was a bad move cos wen they found out bout my hair (wen i took it off for 1 second on the bus as it was uncomfortable), they tried to steal my hat and when someone managed it the whole cafe burst into laughter!

Iv been induring hair based jokes all day! even when i asked a stupid question in Biology they said it was on account of my hair (ALEC!!!)

Valerie has stolen all my stuff today!!!!

and if thts not bad enuf while i was walking to northgate high school, the bus passed and i suddenly remember tht i culd hav taken it to northgate and saved myself alot of trouble!

Im sorry to bore u!

hmmmmmm

i now have 45 mins atleast to kill!

i have lots of work to do...for once!! over the holiday i didnt realise that my composition for music is meant to be in on monday!! ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

i would say there goes my weekend but i want to see rosie...she is more of a priority!

IF NE1 THT IS IN MY MUSIC CLASS REPEATS WHAT I JUST SAID THEN I WILL KILL THEM SLOWLY BY SLITTING THERE STOMACH AND PUTTING A NOOSE AROUND THEIR NECK BEFORE THROWING THEM FROM THE BUILBING!!!!

(b4 u get too worried i didnt make that up its from hannibal)

i think i may go on such a happy note!

GO WITH THE FLOW!!!!!!!

moi!

iaslthr

haha

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For some reason we do not have school today!
so haha to all those people who are there now :D:D:D

i've just found out that i need to do a composition for monday...ahhhhhhhhhh
i cant do 1 at home cos there is no keyboard to plug in! and sibelius student is rubbish!
i cant get the syncopation right! and cant be bothered to try! so im scuppered!
and the stupid flute sound is rubbish! stupid default sound cards!

ahhhhhh i dunno wen im gonna do it!

i bet ur thinkin y dont u do it 2day as u have a whole day free?
well i cant cos im goin to alecs! and we r goin to 'revise' with hensona and dead man!
in other words just play on his xbox all day lmao
cos we r cool! (sarcasm btw)

hmmm mums got som1 in the villages gf over to help with cleanin etc! its alredi reli neat round here! i expect if u come over u'll still think wot a dump but tht proves how bad it usually is!

its cos we have so much stuff!

i think im gonna nick the chest...call me a copy cat (rosie just got 1) but its judt lyin around so i might aswell! but i dont know wot to put in it! i culd sleep in it i spose!

i culd do a section on dreams but its pretty much the same as rosie excpet tht i dont wanna go to wherever to study economics!
hmmm economics might not be the best of ideas in the aftermath of the credit crunch...then again it could fill a gap in the market and quite a well payed job! bt thts advice for rosie not me lol

i doubt ne1 else reads this neway! i was thinkin of ways to make this more interestin and i went on the links on megs page and there was some people hu make up songs and have video blogs etc. but i dont have a keyboard in my bedroom and i cant sing! i spose i culd whistle! or just have jazz on the trombone... but then again i reli cant be bothered!

so i salute those people tht can!

oooooo 1 dream i have is to become a famous trombone player...but then again i wuld have to pracitce :-S and i think theres only ever been 1 reli famous person hu played the trombone (glen miller - hu rosie hadnt heard of during humm bug) lol and if ne1 else reads this (i.e no1) and doesnt know hu he is then he composed music for a band ages ago and he played the trombone!

im gonna go find some socks!

i nvr seem to have ne! i think dumbledore had a point wen he said u can nvr hav enuf socks!

hmmmmmmm bye

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billys batty blog of sleepness and hope

hmmmmm i think i am kinda bored!
i listened to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy!
lmao it was funny!
but i got to cold to listen nemore!
i now need to try and make this blog more interestin than the other 1!
so as im tired atm ill go on about sleep!

I sleep alot! infact alot of people at school take the mic out of me for sleepin a long time!
alec included! ((btw for those pedos...alec is a made up name as well! his actual name is spawn of the ginger) which is wot i will now call him))
so wot i dont get is how come i sleep loads but am still so tired all the time!
its quite confusing!
1 theory is that it depends on how u wake up as to whether ur tired or not!
this doesnt make sense but seems to hold true occasionally!
not today tho...i woke up well today and went and read the paper with rosie! so it was all gd!
i think wot reli got me 2day tho was nott gettin properly to sleep till 4am!
so we cannot use this!

sometimes it seems to work and somtimes not!
if ne1 has ne views as to y this is then do say! or ne other ideas on sleeping!

another theory iv come up with is tht im not gd lookin enuf!
therefore i constantly need my beauty sleep!

another 1 is tht im not normal! this seems to hold for personality traits, so wot if it was true about being humanoid! tht is also a possibilty!

2day i think another factor is tht i wasnt in my sleigh bed or on the floor!

hmmmmmm it may also be something i ate!

or a forgotten traumitising past! i may need to see a therapist to find out what this is. my guess would be something along the lines of bogeyman (seen to much of fungus the bogeyman on cbbc-dont ask), or sally from monsters inc (im not sure if tht is his real name-might be sully), hmm might also be a bad dream!

it culd also be something to do with my dreams! they r very weird and some traumatic! i would share u some but for the risk of u gettin to know me better thn u want to! lmao

neway i hope u enjoyed my rant (i think tht is unlikely but thts why i put the hope part!)
hmmmmmmm hope...i spose i culd go on about tht!

well i think i shuld start with pandora...she was the 1st woman according to greek mythology (i think it was greek), she opened a forbidden (its always forbidden) box tht was a wedding present from zeus. (i mean why give it to them if he didnt want them to open it! its as if he wanted us to suffer, like god and the fruit tree in eden! i think its a test-which the woman always seem to disobey-i think its summin to do with their bigger brain bein more inquisitive or tht men were sexist when these were written and didnt want themselves to be seen as bad).

neway a load of horrible things came oout of the box...death, illness, hate etc. but lastely hope! in the form of a butterfly!

i think this culd potentially be a seen as making hope as a bad thing which maybe it is! mb tht as we r doomed neway tht hope is a bad thing and cruel! Tht is a bit pessimistic i know and i dont beleive it but its a thought!

but it culd also just be a last life line! apart frm love of course but for tht u need hope! (especially with rosie-dont take this rudely im just self depreciatin (not quite right but oh well-thnx rosie))
and they wuld have had love before pandora opened the box!

I think hope can be good and bad therefore! it can be cruel, if you r gonna squash it but it can also keep people sane!

tht is my blog over!

i may mak 1 1 day bout stuff lol like love cos rosie just gave me a link to one!

love

xxx

(remember go with the flow) haha tryin to make it a catchphrase

hello!
iv just come back frm a sleepover with rosie!
it was awesome!
she is awesomeness!!!
she said i failed at life and proved it by pointin out im goin out with her. the only response i culd think of was tht she loses at life! we established tht im not very gd at comebacks!
which is sad seein as so many people insult me! i wuld name and shame but i wuld be hear forever!
now mum made me come home to go to norwich and left me here anyway!
how unfair and stupid! oh well atleast she gets to do her hmk so tht she can come to london tomorrow!
which she better be doin and not readin this!!!
Ive just found out tht we rnt goin to london after all so it doesnt matter!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh i culd hit somethin! haha!
we went to the fireworks and they went on for ages!!! it was like an hour of fireworks! it got borin after a while...then her dad nearly got kicked out! (or so we say)for ooing and rrrrrring at the rong bits! haha
neway i will now say summin tht u might like to read! cos my lifes not reli tht interesting!
i just need to think of it!
hmmmmm im thinkin of havin a gap year!
one reason i will is cos rosie is havin 1...if she didnt then she wuld be a yr ahead of me and taller wich is not a gd combination!
of coourse alec will have to hav one aswell! he doesnt hav a choice tho!
i want to travel! but i think tht may get tiresome so i think the best way is to do some travel and voluntary work and paid work aswell!
erm and become a star and tour round the country but tht bits optional...i havent decided whether i want to yet!!!
erm ill look in2 it now!
wow i dont usually look in2 stuff!
apparently there are whole websites on it!!! haha this is random!
hmmm went on extreme sports and all they have is scuba diving! not very xtreme to me! i thought it needed to be dangerous to be extreme!

wow i wanna go to NZ!!! and learn how to do tht thing the all black rugby team do!! theres a started pack for £195!
i dunno wot it includes tho! it might be better to just organise it urself!! u might get it nicer and cheaper then!

Conservation Project Across New Zealand

sounds cool but u get posted so u might not get wot u want...theres cool stuff like reforestation but then u may get weed control!!! lmao

neway, apparently rob and rosie used to have a mean nickname for me! hmmm not sure yet if i want to hear it!! rosie wont tell me neway lol!

meway im gonna cheer myself up by listenin 2 my new hitch hikers guide to the galaxy cd! if u have read this then well done! lmao it was very boring!

i promise to write a better 1 at some point!

haha

x

A cool poem by spike

On the ning nang nong
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

Market research and inventions!

This is see if my ideas will sell! They r both to do with toilets!
1st - a toilet tht is also a b-day! It saves a lot of time!!! But there may be a need for paper aswell! It culd go wrong if u get up 2 quickly!
I could incorporate that in2 my other idea!
2. This encourages laziness but doesn’t every invention?
You walk in2 the public toilet and step on2 a conveyer belt. there is a long urinal for men and for women a seat with conveyer belts along the rim. This means tht u don’t have to walk newhere in the toilet. Once there has been a sufficient time for everyone, then the conveyer belt goes in2 the sink, and u hold ur hands out, they r washed with soap and then dried! U then step off at the end and walk out! All without ne effort!
I have to much time on my hands! And Alec does aswell!
If u wuld purchase either of these then please say! U culd determine whether I go in2 this line of business for the future!
Another invention tht im goin to think up now is…

A straw tht warms the hot chocolate, so u don’t have to warm it up!!!

Another 1:

A fone tht txts wen u speak in2 it!!! Haha tht culd be funny if u say summin u didn’t mean to lol

A guitar tht plays the chords, u just hav to strumm, or the other way round!

An electric trombone!

A home money making machine!

Sunglasses with someones pic on the inside, or with there face on webcam!! (1 guess as to hus
face wuld be on mine)

A wardrobe tht picks out wot to where for u.

Grass tht cuts itself.

A car tht drives itself.

I have run out of ideas! Wow I impressed myself!!! Some of them could work!! I like the straw and the sunglasses!
remember go with the flow!

Nigel/billy/terminator/boden man/billy bear/no mates/caveman/blob/bob/salmon flies at

midnight (or summin to tht effect)/goose!
Bye
P.s. Im sure there are more nicknames lol

hi,

my cousins, aunt and uncle are here atm! im takin a risk goin on here, so this might not get on tonight!

well b4 i tell u about london and the disturbing things i saw i wuld like to address some points on rosies blog. If u dont already know i am a christian, so i was readin all the religion stuff lol i know my friend alec (hu is also a christian) wuld aruge with wot she said, but i'm not as strong a christian as he! (haha sounds posh) neway i have also thought (without ever reveiling it) tht its human nature to beleive in somethin cos we r afraid! (i think thts wot rosie was bangin on about or summin similar but it was hard to concentrate with theo shoutin at me bout bridge lol). and i hav decided tht the existence of god hasnt been disproven and i hav enjoyed goin to taize (christian place in france) and church in places! so i will continue to do so!

neway sorry meg, and ne1 else tht leaves comments on my bebo but its reli hard to balance this with bebo so its been neglected! lol and especially with the fact tht wen tlkin to rosie on msn on webcam, i cant do nethin else! so its been a miracle iv been on here let alone bebo! (shes playin scrabble atm so its ok!)

yesterday i went to london to see 1 of my best friends, sam! it was gd to see him! our parents made us go to the tate! which is ok wen u go with han (aunt) cos u get to go to the members cafe and u dont hav sam dissin all the art! but wot he says is fair!

neway there was this 1 room which has scarred me for life!!! i mean how can u call tht art??? it was a movie on the wall, and it was more porn thn art!!!! (jimmeh wuld hav loved it)

it was this naked guy beatin himself up! ewwwwww, he had a hairy chest!! the point was to make u go ew as it said summin bout taboo subjects but y??? they r taboo for a reason!!!

lol the main exhibit in the entrnce hall was soo random:

"It rains incessantly in London – not a day, not an hour without rain, a deluge that has now lasted for years and changed the way people travel, their clothes, leisure activities, imagination and desires. They dream about infinitely dry deserts.
This continual watering has had a strange effect on urban sculptures. As well as erosion and rust, they have started to grow like giant, thirsty tropical plants, to become even more monumental. In order to hold this organic growth in check, it has been decided to store them in the Turbine Hall, surrounded by hundreds of bunks that shelter – day and night – refugees from the rain."

so this was wot was there, big sculptures and loadsa bunks!!! there were even real ppl sleepin in there!!! but i dont think they were part of it, i think they were a bunch of hobos hu hide and go in there at nite to sleep! lol iv added a pic!!! its solid gold-18 carat or summin! it was sposed to mean summin about kate moss bein a modern goddess! wpt rubbish!!! she is a reli bad role model!!!

Then we went to blockbuster and got a film! i wanted to get a film called 21! but sam had nvr heard of it and we got cloverfields instead! it was frm the perspective of the people hu had come frm a party with a camera, and 1 of the characters was filmin so it moved wen they were runnin etc! it was reli annoyin! wuld hav been an ok film otherys!

I DONT KNOW Y SAMS FRIENDS LIKED IT!!!

btw if u dont know hu sam is, he is my lifelong friend! known him since i was born, i think he must hav come to visit me in hospital, wen he wasnt even 1!

lol

Tthis mornin we went to the british museum! there was a solid gold sculpture of kate moss!!!! wot has tht got to do with history? it didnt belong in a museum! her legs were over her head! i mean y???? they dont go there!!! she was indecently exposed aswell! even tho she had a bikini thing! ahhhhhhh! b4 the guys go runnin off thinkin it might look sexy etc, its not!!! it looks so unnatural tht its disturbing!!!

Im sorry tht i culdnt txt rosie over the weekend! i wanted to, all the time!!! but it wuld've been rude lol

i looked at a board game called diplomacy tht looks awseome! but i think it takes ages each turn, probs bout half an hour lol so no1 wuld play with me neway lol!

:D:D:D im goin now to get on to the other computer and upload another blog i wrote last nite lol

c yas!

xxxx

To all pedos hu come on here!

GO AWAY!!!! I AM TAKEN! I DONT LIKE U!!!
also my name isnt reli billy brown! i mean wot a stupid name! as if ne1 wld reli be called tht!
i just picked the name in the mika song!!
i am actually called nigel! well i might not be for all u know, i might be tryin to confuse u!
i like the name nigel...my name!!
haha

kids party!

Nvr try and help at a lil kids party!!!
they were all beatin me up and the only y i can react is by hitting them backwith a balloon!
and then im scared they all have nits!!!! and now i have to shave my head!
i was to old for the bouncy castle! sucks!!!
they started callin me names and teasin me wen i wanted 2 get them to play a game! they called me potato head and stupid names like tht!
grrrrrrrr 1 wuldnt do nethin but sit there but then he started goin all hyper!
i told 1 off and he started to cry and wiped all his face paint off and made me feel reli bad!
1 lil 3 yr old girl hu had nvr been told off b4 was always in the middle of a fight! and then her 5 yr old sister had a go at me for tellin me off! they were so cheeky! i dont think i was tht bad!!!

i had an interestin thought bought hu knows me best!!! its an interestin q! probs alec or jessie! but alecs only known me 2 yrs! amber was surprised wen she found out as we get on so well!
then mb sam! but im not sure where other ppl come! i'd like to say rosie but she hasnt known me very long.

neway iv left 2 on here now!! so theres lots for some loser 2 read!! haha no offence! i might do another 1 aswell!

random aturday morning

Hi
Its Saturday morning and im in bed!
ITS HALF TERM!!!
Rosie came over yesterday! She is sooooooooooo cool!
But my siblings were very annoying…for being there!!!
Theo went to bed reli late so im prepared for a very grumpy younger brother!!!!!!!!!!
I turned my ipod to full volume while on the bus, listenin to shes so lovely and thinking of rosie!! The annoyin thing is I then had to turn it off as the down button doesn’t work!!!! Sooooo annoying!!!
Im about to have breakfast!!! Bacon and bread lol!!!
Its now l8r in the day…the reason this is the same blog is tht I havent got internet on my laptop unless I plug it in downstairs…but then I have a time limit so im writin this now so tht I can copy and paste it onto my blog!!! Thts the plan!
Iv just put up a load of ikea billy bookcases! God im sick of them…but I did beat my sisters in a race while puttin up cd shelves!!! We had done our bookcase aswell by the time they’d finished :D:D haha they suck!
Im gonna have to go to a childrens party this afternoon to help out L cos I was sold in the auction of promises to do babysittin and they r askin if I can look after a load of hyped up kids runnin around in the middle of the day!!! Gr8! Ahhhhhhh stupid spell check!!! Cant it tell im not writin in proper English??
Newayz im in my room! Theres a big poster of SPIDER PIG!!! Its so cool!!!!!!!!! I think I want to put pig tracks on the ceiling now! Tht wuld be so awesome!!! I hope no1 comes lookin for me as they r all workin hard puttin up more bookcases :-S after the first 2 u start to lose interest makin them…theres no challenge! Only buy 2 or 3 at a time tho m+d brought 8...ahhhhhhh! Thts the moral of 2day! There was another moral but iv been forbidden to mention it! But u cant see faces in dark places!!! Haha tht rhymes!!! Im a poet and I didn’t know it…im not a rapper, this Is getting crapper!!
Lmao I crack my self up! I made a rap with alec bout Golgi bodies…we had to perform it 5 times in biology!!! It was awesome!!! Lmao
“I think fish is nice, but then I think rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
I think a moral a day is a gd thing to put up!!!
Goin… bye
Xx Rl

TO JIMMY!!!

i just tried to get on ur blog and the stopped it under the rule of blocked pornography!!!
WOT IS ON UR BLOG??????
ahhhhhhh i think with a best friend like tht im not so sure on rosie nemore....or more sure!!!
lmao

Random

Im currently in a free at college and have decided to pass the time well and wisely by doing this!
i finally got my ipod to work yesterday... for those that dont know or only know half, then i lost my old ipod shuffle ages ago and my old librarian found it recently. so i go ahead and lose my new ipod shuffle! I tried using my old one but because of being put through the wash 3 times the play button wouldnt work! After a couple of hundred spaz attacks on the bus it finally played. lol
the only problem now is that it doesnt turn down, so i hope its not to loud, as im in the library and the nasty man in the corner ill shout at me!!!!

Any way i have decided to join alecs way of proving a point to the school bell! he wont move while the bell is going so he waits for it to finish! Its his way of stickin it to the man!!!

im not sure wot to say so i will ramble for a while! this library is rubbish! they dont have any fiction books! pah!!! and the blinds are purple!!! i mean wot is that about??? they r ugly! haha alec is tryin to get on bebo withoput mych success!

My plan for this blog is to try and get it reli popular! and to be famous through a blog! tht wuld be cool! it will nvr happen but oh well!

i just smiled at a random person! they smiled back slightly! hmmmmmmm i think i scared them!

I was thinkin bout rosie 2day and how much cooler she is thn me! i have decided tht i wont think about it and tht wen she comes to her senses she can dump me!

wow i can do bold!!!!and even bold italic awsome!!!!!

I THINK I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN IMPORTANT LIKE THIS!!!

HERE IT IS...

ARE YOU READY...

THIS IS GONNA BE PHENOMENAL...

WOW I DIDN'T KNOW I CULD SPELL THT, HANG ON THTS NOT IT...

U WILL BE AMAZED....

ITS AN EPIPHANY....

42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

course i dont know wot it means...if it says it in the book then i havent got tht far!

if you dont know wot im tlkin bout read the book!!! thts the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy btw!!!

If u have got this far then i salute you!!! you have 1 sad life!!!

btw the man in the corner came over and i had to turn my ipod off as it was too loud!!!

here are some random french words!!!!

Singe de Faunecating-faunecating monkey
apparently they dont have a word for faunecating in french!!! shows just what dirty bastards we are!!

un grand gros orteil - a big big toe

où est l'étage ? - where is the floor?

this is a small guide for those of you without a babel fish in your ear!

neway iv killed a long time doing this!!! its much better thn studying to get better grades at a lvl! so im goin!

bye

p.s ilr!!! xxxxxxxxx

just to say-im bored and i know tht im rubbish at this atm i will get better!
also tht my motto is:
GO WITH THE FLOW!
now my randomness is over i bid u fairwell!

p.s i feel very touched (not in a pedophilic way) as:
"congratulations to You-know-who-you-are, for having something you wanted to happen, finally happen. You deserve it, dearie :>)"
its a quote frm som1 elses blog and i think i am the something!
thnku! dunno y im sayin it but i am...not sure hu im thnkin probs You-know-who-you-are as i dont feel as if i deserve them at all as they r so much nicer thn me.
x

Hi

Hello my name is billy brown!
Im not gay as indicated in the song by mika!
i even have a gf to prove it! but shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
she has doubts about me tho...i think!
lmao
i'm at college atm and i wuld say where but there may be some weird people sayin this...so i wont!
I play the trombone, piano and a bit of guitar! my main down side is tht i dont reli practice them!
this is a problem tht i have overcome on trombone by getting quite gd a sight readin everythin each lesson!
erm i love playing football but i have a problem...theres no terams i can join! iv decided to go to the gym instead but the problem with tht is i dont want to get all muscly!
erm i also am readin hitchhikers guide to the galaxy so...
bye
im gonna go and read it now!
its bril. btw!
xxx