Market research and inventions!

This is see if my ideas will sell! They r both to do with toilets!
1st - a toilet tht is also a b-day! It saves a lot of time!!! But there may be a need for paper aswell! It culd go wrong if u get up 2 quickly!
I could incorporate that in2 my other idea!
2. This encourages laziness but doesn’t every invention?
You walk in2 the public toilet and step on2 a conveyer belt. there is a long urinal for men and for women a seat with conveyer belts along the rim. This means tht u don’t have to walk newhere in the toilet. Once there has been a sufficient time for everyone, then the conveyer belt goes in2 the sink, and u hold ur hands out, they r washed with soap and then dried! U then step off at the end and walk out! All without ne effort!
I have to much time on my hands! And Alec does aswell!
If u wuld purchase either of these then please say! U culd determine whether I go in2 this line of business for the future!
Another invention tht im goin to think up now is…

A straw tht warms the hot chocolate, so u don’t have to warm it up!!!

Another 1:

A fone tht txts wen u speak in2 it!!! Haha tht culd be funny if u say summin u didn’t mean to lol

A guitar tht plays the chords, u just hav to strumm, or the other way round!

An electric trombone!

A home money making machine!

Sunglasses with someones pic on the inside, or with there face on webcam!! (1 guess as to hus
face wuld be on mine)

A wardrobe tht picks out wot to where for u.

Grass tht cuts itself.

A car tht drives itself.

I have run out of ideas! Wow I impressed myself!!! Some of them could work!! I like the straw and the sunglasses!
remember go with the flow!

Nigel/billy/terminator/boden man/billy bear/no mates/caveman/blob/bob/salmon flies at

midnight (or summin to tht effect)/goose!
Bye
P.s. Im sure there are more nicknames lol