On the ning nang nong
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Market research and inventions!
This is see if my ideas will sell! They r both to do with toilets!
1st - a toilet tht is also a b-day! It saves a lot of time!!! But there may be a need for paper aswell! It culd go wrong if u get up 2 quickly!
I could incorporate that in2 my other idea!
2. This encourages laziness but doesn’t every invention?
You walk in2 the public toilet and step on2 a conveyer belt. there is a long urinal for men and for women a seat with conveyer belts along the rim. This means tht u don’t have to walk newhere in the toilet. Once there has been a sufficient time for everyone, then the conveyer belt goes in2 the sink, and u hold ur hands out, they r washed with soap and then dried! U then step off at the end and walk out! All without ne effort!
I have to much time on my hands! And Alec does aswell!
If u wuld purchase either of these then please say! U culd determine whether I go in2 this line of business for the future!
Another invention tht im goin to think up now is…
A straw tht warms the hot chocolate, so u don’t have to warm it up!!!
Another 1:
A fone tht txts wen u speak in2 it!!! Haha tht culd be funny if u say summin u didn’t mean to lol
A guitar tht plays the chords, u just hav to strumm, or the other way round!
An electric trombone!
A home money making machine!
Sunglasses with someones pic on the inside, or with there face on webcam!! (1 guess as to hus
face wuld be on mine)
A wardrobe tht picks out wot to where for u.
Grass tht cuts itself.
A car tht drives itself.
I have run out of ideas! Wow I impressed myself!!! Some of them could work!! I like the straw and the sunglasses!
remember go with the flow!
Nigel/billy/terminator/boden man/billy bear/no mates/caveman/blob/bob/salmon flies at
midnight (or summin to tht effect)/goose!
Bye
P.s. Im sure there are more nicknames lol
1st - a toilet tht is also a b-day! It saves a lot of time!!! But there may be a need for paper aswell! It culd go wrong if u get up 2 quickly!
I could incorporate that in2 my other idea!
2. This encourages laziness but doesn’t every invention?
You walk in2 the public toilet and step on2 a conveyer belt. there is a long urinal for men and for women a seat with conveyer belts along the rim. This means tht u don’t have to walk newhere in the toilet. Once there has been a sufficient time for everyone, then the conveyer belt goes in2 the sink, and u hold ur hands out, they r washed with soap and then dried! U then step off at the end and walk out! All without ne effort!
I have to much time on my hands! And Alec does aswell!
If u wuld purchase either of these then please say! U culd determine whether I go in2 this line of business for the future!
Another invention tht im goin to think up now is…
A straw tht warms the hot chocolate, so u don’t have to warm it up!!!
Another 1:
A fone tht txts wen u speak in2 it!!! Haha tht culd be funny if u say summin u didn’t mean to lol
A guitar tht plays the chords, u just hav to strumm, or the other way round!
An electric trombone!
A home money making machine!
Sunglasses with someones pic on the inside, or with there face on webcam!! (1 guess as to hus
face wuld be on mine)
A wardrobe tht picks out wot to where for u.
Grass tht cuts itself.
A car tht drives itself.
I have run out of ideas! Wow I impressed myself!!! Some of them could work!! I like the straw and the sunglasses!
remember go with the flow!
Nigel/billy/terminator/boden man/billy bear/no mates/caveman/blob/bob/salmon flies at
midnight (or summin to tht effect)/goose!
Bye
P.s. Im sure there are more nicknames lol
Monday, 27 October 2008
hi,
my cousins, aunt and uncle are here atm! im takin a risk goin on here, so this might not get on tonight!
well b4 i tell u about london and the disturbing things i saw i wuld like to address some points on rosies blog. If u dont already know i am a christian, so i was readin all the religion stuff lol i know my friend alec (hu is also a christian) wuld aruge with wot she said, but i'm not as strong a christian as he! (haha sounds posh) neway i have also thought (without ever reveiling it) tht its human nature to beleive in somethin cos we r afraid! (i think thts wot rosie was bangin on about or summin similar but it was hard to concentrate with theo shoutin at me bout bridge lol). and i hav decided tht the existence of god hasnt been disproven and i hav enjoyed goin to taize (christian place in france) and church in places! so i will continue to do so!
neway sorry meg, and ne1 else tht leaves comments on my bebo but its reli hard to balance this with bebo so its been neglected! lol and especially with the fact tht wen tlkin to rosie on msn on webcam, i cant do nethin else! so its been a miracle iv been on here let alone bebo! (shes playin scrabble atm so its ok!)
yesterday i went to london to see 1 of my best friends, sam! it was gd to see him! our parents made us go to the tate! which is ok wen u go with han (aunt) cos u get to go to the members cafe and u dont hav sam dissin all the art! but wot he says is fair!
neway there was this 1 room which has scarred me for life!!! i mean how can u call tht art??? it was a movie on the wall, and it was more porn thn art!!!! (jimmeh wuld hav loved it)
it was this naked guy beatin himself up! ewwwwww, he had a hairy chest!! the point was to make u go ew as it said summin bout taboo subjects but y??? they r taboo for a reason!!!
lol the main exhibit in the entrnce hall was soo random:
"It rains incessantly in London – not a day, not an hour without rain, a deluge that has now lasted for years and changed the way people travel, their clothes, leisure activities, imagination and desires. They dream about infinitely dry deserts.
This continual watering has had a strange effect on urban sculptures. As well as erosion and rust, they have started to grow like giant, thirsty tropical plants, to become even more monumental. In order to hold this organic growth in check, it has been decided to store them in the Turbine Hall, surrounded by hundreds of bunks that shelter – day and night – refugees from the rain."
This continual watering has had a strange effect on urban sculptures. As well as erosion and rust, they have started to grow like giant, thirsty tropical plants, to become even more monumental. In order to hold this organic growth in check, it has been decided to store them in the Turbine Hall, surrounded by hundreds of bunks that shelter – day and night – refugees from the rain."
so this was wot was there, big sculptures and loadsa bunks!!! there were even real ppl sleepin in there!!! but i dont think they were part of it, i think they were a bunch of hobos hu hide and go in there at nite to sleep! lol iv added a pic!!! its solid gold-18 carat or summin! it was sposed to mean summin about kate moss bein a modern goddess! wpt rubbish!!! she is a reli bad role model!!!
Then we went to blockbuster and got a film! i wanted to get a film called 21! but sam had nvr heard of it and we got cloverfields instead! it was frm the perspective of the people hu had come frm a party with a camera, and 1 of the characters was filmin so it moved wen they were runnin etc! it was reli annoyin! wuld hav been an ok film otherys!
I DONT KNOW Y SAMS FRIENDS LIKED IT!!!
btw if u dont know hu sam is, he is my lifelong friend! known him since i was born, i think he must hav come to visit me in hospital, wen he wasnt even 1!
lol
Tthis mornin we went to the british museum! there was a solid gold sculpture of kate moss!!!! wot has tht got to do with history? it didnt belong in a museum! her legs were over her head! i mean y???? they dont go there!!! she was indecently exposed aswell! even tho she had a bikini thing! ahhhhhhh! b4 the guys go runnin off thinkin it might look sexy etc, its not!!! it looks so unnatural tht its disturbing!!!
Im sorry tht i culdnt txt rosie over the weekend! i wanted to, all the time!!! but it wuld've been rude lol
i looked at a board game called diplomacy tht looks awseome! but i think it takes ages each turn, probs bout half an hour lol so no1 wuld play with me neway lol!
:D:D:D im goin now to get on to the other computer and upload another blog i wrote last nite lol
c yas!
xxxx
Saturday, 25 October 2008
To all pedos hu come on here!
GO AWAY!!!! I AM TAKEN! I DONT LIKE U!!!
also my name isnt reli billy brown! i mean wot a stupid name! as if ne1 wld reli be called tht!
i just picked the name in the mika song!!
i am actually called nigel! well i might not be for all u know, i might be tryin to confuse u!
i like the name nigel...my name!!
haha
also my name isnt reli billy brown! i mean wot a stupid name! as if ne1 wld reli be called tht!
i just picked the name in the mika song!!
i am actually called nigel! well i might not be for all u know, i might be tryin to confuse u!
i like the name nigel...my name!!
haha
kids party!
Nvr try and help at a lil kids party!!!
they were all beatin me up and the only y i can react is by hitting them backwith a balloon!
and then im scared they all have nits!!!! and now i have to shave my head!
i was to old for the bouncy castle! sucks!!!
they started callin me names and teasin me wen i wanted 2 get them to play a game! they called me potato head and stupid names like tht!
grrrrrrrr 1 wuldnt do nethin but sit there but then he started goin all hyper!
i told 1 off and he started to cry and wiped all his face paint off and made me feel reli bad!
1 lil 3 yr old girl hu had nvr been told off b4 was always in the middle of a fight! and then her 5 yr old sister had a go at me for tellin me off! they were so cheeky! i dont think i was tht bad!!!
i had an interestin thought bought hu knows me best!!! its an interestin q! probs alec or jessie! but alecs only known me 2 yrs! amber was surprised wen she found out as we get on so well!
then mb sam! but im not sure where other ppl come! i'd like to say rosie but she hasnt known me very long.
neway iv left 2 on here now!! so theres lots for some loser 2 read!! haha no offence! i might do another 1 aswell!
they were all beatin me up and the only y i can react is by hitting them backwith a balloon!
and then im scared they all have nits!!!! and now i have to shave my head!
i was to old for the bouncy castle! sucks!!!
they started callin me names and teasin me wen i wanted 2 get them to play a game! they called me potato head and stupid names like tht!
grrrrrrrr 1 wuldnt do nethin but sit there but then he started goin all hyper!
i told 1 off and he started to cry and wiped all his face paint off and made me feel reli bad!
1 lil 3 yr old girl hu had nvr been told off b4 was always in the middle of a fight! and then her 5 yr old sister had a go at me for tellin me off! they were so cheeky! i dont think i was tht bad!!!
i had an interestin thought bought hu knows me best!!! its an interestin q! probs alec or jessie! but alecs only known me 2 yrs! amber was surprised wen she found out as we get on so well!
then mb sam! but im not sure where other ppl come! i'd like to say rosie but she hasnt known me very long.
neway iv left 2 on here now!! so theres lots for some loser 2 read!! haha no offence! i might do another 1 aswell!
random aturday morning
Hi
Its Saturday morning and im in bed!
ITS HALF TERM!!!
Rosie came over yesterday! She is sooooooooooo cool!
But my siblings were very annoying…for being there!!!
Theo went to bed reli late so im prepared for a very grumpy younger brother!!!!!!!!!!
I turned my ipod to full volume while on the bus, listenin to shes so lovely and thinking of rosie!! The annoyin thing is I then had to turn it off as the down button doesn’t work!!!! Sooooo annoying!!!
Im about to have breakfast!!! Bacon and bread lol!!!
Its now l8r in the day…the reason this is the same blog is tht I havent got internet on my laptop unless I plug it in downstairs…but then I have a time limit so im writin this now so tht I can copy and paste it onto my blog!!! Thts the plan!
Iv just put up a load of ikea billy bookcases! God im sick of them…but I did beat my sisters in a race while puttin up cd shelves!!! We had done our bookcase aswell by the time they’d finished :D:D haha they suck!
Im gonna have to go to a childrens party this afternoon to help out L cos I was sold in the auction of promises to do babysittin and they r askin if I can look after a load of hyped up kids runnin around in the middle of the day!!! Gr8! Ahhhhhhh stupid spell check!!! Cant it tell im not writin in proper English??
Newayz im in my room! Theres a big poster of SPIDER PIG!!! Its so cool!!!!!!!!! I think I want to put pig tracks on the ceiling now! Tht wuld be so awesome!!! I hope no1 comes lookin for me as they r all workin hard puttin up more bookcases :-S after the first 2 u start to lose interest makin them…theres no challenge! Only buy 2 or 3 at a time tho m+d brought 8...ahhhhhhh! Thts the moral of 2day! There was another moral but iv been forbidden to mention it! But u cant see faces in dark places!!! Haha tht rhymes!!! Im a poet and I didn’t know it…im not a rapper, this Is getting crapper!!
Lmao I crack my self up! I made a rap with alec bout Golgi bodies…we had to perform it 5 times in biology!!! It was awesome!!! Lmao
“I think fish is nice, but then I think rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
I think a moral a day is a gd thing to put up!!!
Goin… bye
Xx Rl
Its Saturday morning and im in bed!
ITS HALF TERM!!!
Rosie came over yesterday! She is sooooooooooo cool!
But my siblings were very annoying…for being there!!!
Theo went to bed reli late so im prepared for a very grumpy younger brother!!!!!!!!!!
I turned my ipod to full volume while on the bus, listenin to shes so lovely and thinking of rosie!! The annoyin thing is I then had to turn it off as the down button doesn’t work!!!! Sooooo annoying!!!
Im about to have breakfast!!! Bacon and bread lol!!!
Its now l8r in the day…the reason this is the same blog is tht I havent got internet on my laptop unless I plug it in downstairs…but then I have a time limit so im writin this now so tht I can copy and paste it onto my blog!!! Thts the plan!
Iv just put up a load of ikea billy bookcases! God im sick of them…but I did beat my sisters in a race while puttin up cd shelves!!! We had done our bookcase aswell by the time they’d finished :D:D haha they suck!
Im gonna have to go to a childrens party this afternoon to help out L cos I was sold in the auction of promises to do babysittin and they r askin if I can look after a load of hyped up kids runnin around in the middle of the day!!! Gr8! Ahhhhhhh stupid spell check!!! Cant it tell im not writin in proper English??
Newayz im in my room! Theres a big poster of SPIDER PIG!!! Its so cool!!!!!!!!! I think I want to put pig tracks on the ceiling now! Tht wuld be so awesome!!! I hope no1 comes lookin for me as they r all workin hard puttin up more bookcases :-S after the first 2 u start to lose interest makin them…theres no challenge! Only buy 2 or 3 at a time tho m+d brought 8...ahhhhhhh! Thts the moral of 2day! There was another moral but iv been forbidden to mention it! But u cant see faces in dark places!!! Haha tht rhymes!!! Im a poet and I didn’t know it…im not a rapper, this Is getting crapper!!
Lmao I crack my self up! I made a rap with alec bout Golgi bodies…we had to perform it 5 times in biology!!! It was awesome!!! Lmao
“I think fish is nice, but then I think rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
I think a moral a day is a gd thing to put up!!!
Goin… bye
Xx Rl
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
TO JIMMY!!!
i just tried to get on ur blog and the stopped it under the rule of blocked pornography!!!
WOT IS ON UR BLOG??????
ahhhhhhh i think with a best friend like tht im not so sure on rosie nemore....or more sure!!!
lmao
WOT IS ON UR BLOG??????
ahhhhhhh i think with a best friend like tht im not so sure on rosie nemore....or more sure!!!
lmao
Random
Im currently in a free at college and have decided to pass the time well and wisely by doing this!
i finally got my ipod to work yesterday... for those that dont know or only know half, then i lost my old ipod shuffle ages ago and my old librarian found it recently. so i go ahead and lose my new ipod shuffle! I tried using my old one but because of being put through the wash 3 times the play button wouldnt work! After a couple of hundred spaz attacks on the bus it finally played. lol
the only problem now is that it doesnt turn down, so i hope its not to loud, as im in the library and the nasty man in the corner ill shout at me!!!!
Any way i have decided to join alecs way of proving a point to the school bell! he wont move while the bell is going so he waits for it to finish! Its his way of stickin it to the man!!!
im not sure wot to say so i will ramble for a while! this library is rubbish! they dont have any fiction books! pah!!! and the blinds are purple!!! i mean wot is that about??? they r ugly! haha alec is tryin to get on bebo withoput mych success!
My plan for this blog is to try and get it reli popular! and to be famous through a blog! tht wuld be cool! it will nvr happen but oh well!
i just smiled at a random person! they smiled back slightly! hmmmmmmm i think i scared them!
I was thinkin bout rosie 2day and how much cooler she is thn me! i have decided tht i wont think about it and tht wen she comes to her senses she can dump me!
wow i can do bold!!!!and even bold italic awsome!!!!!
I THINK I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN IMPORTANT LIKE THIS!!!
HERE IT IS...
ARE YOU READY...
THIS IS GONNA BE PHENOMENAL...
WOW I DIDN'T KNOW I CULD SPELL THT, HANG ON THTS NOT IT...
U WILL BE AMAZED....
ITS AN EPIPHANY....
42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
course i dont know wot it means...if it says it in the book then i havent got tht far!
if you dont know wot im tlkin bout read the book!!! thts the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy btw!!!
If u have got this far then i salute you!!! you have 1 sad life!!!
btw the man in the corner came over and i had to turn my ipod off as it was too loud!!!
here are some random french words!!!!
Singe de Faunecating-faunecating monkey
apparently they dont have a word for faunecating in french!!! shows just what dirty bastards we are!!
un grand gros orteil - a big big toe
où est l'étage ? - where is the floor?
this is a small guide for those of you without a babel fish in your ear!
neway iv killed a long time doing this!!! its much better thn studying to get better grades at a lvl! so im goin!
bye
p.s ilr!!! xxxxxxxxx
i finally got my ipod to work yesterday... for those that dont know or only know half, then i lost my old ipod shuffle ages ago and my old librarian found it recently. so i go ahead and lose my new ipod shuffle! I tried using my old one but because of being put through the wash 3 times the play button wouldnt work! After a couple of hundred spaz attacks on the bus it finally played. lol
the only problem now is that it doesnt turn down, so i hope its not to loud, as im in the library and the nasty man in the corner ill shout at me!!!!
Any way i have decided to join alecs way of proving a point to the school bell! he wont move while the bell is going so he waits for it to finish! Its his way of stickin it to the man!!!
im not sure wot to say so i will ramble for a while! this library is rubbish! they dont have any fiction books! pah!!! and the blinds are purple!!! i mean wot is that about??? they r ugly! haha alec is tryin to get on bebo withoput mych success!
My plan for this blog is to try and get it reli popular! and to be famous through a blog! tht wuld be cool! it will nvr happen but oh well!
i just smiled at a random person! they smiled back slightly! hmmmmmmm i think i scared them!
I was thinkin bout rosie 2day and how much cooler she is thn me! i have decided tht i wont think about it and tht wen she comes to her senses she can dump me!
wow i can do bold!!!!and even bold italic awsome!!!!!
I THINK I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN IMPORTANT LIKE THIS!!!
HERE IT IS...
ARE YOU READY...
THIS IS GONNA BE PHENOMENAL...
WOW I DIDN'T KNOW I CULD SPELL THT, HANG ON THTS NOT IT...
U WILL BE AMAZED....
ITS AN EPIPHANY....
42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
course i dont know wot it means...if it says it in the book then i havent got tht far!
if you dont know wot im tlkin bout read the book!!! thts the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy btw!!!
If u have got this far then i salute you!!! you have 1 sad life!!!
btw the man in the corner came over and i had to turn my ipod off as it was too loud!!!
here are some random french words!!!!
Singe de Faunecating-faunecating monkey
apparently they dont have a word for faunecating in french!!! shows just what dirty bastards we are!!
un grand gros orteil - a big big toe
où est l'étage ? - where is the floor?
this is a small guide for those of you without a babel fish in your ear!
neway iv killed a long time doing this!!! its much better thn studying to get better grades at a lvl! so im goin!
bye
p.s ilr!!! xxxxxxxxx
Sunday, 19 October 2008
just to say-im bored and i know tht im rubbish at this atm i will get better!
also tht my motto is:
GO WITH THE FLOW!
now my randomness is over i bid u fairwell!
p.s i feel very touched (not in a pedophilic way) as:
"congratulations to You-know-who-you-are, for having something you wanted to happen, finally happen. You deserve it, dearie :>)"
its a quote frm som1 elses blog and i think i am the something!
thnku! dunno y im sayin it but i am...not sure hu im thnkin probs You-know-who-you-are as i dont feel as if i deserve them at all as they r so much nicer thn me.
x
also tht my motto is:
GO WITH THE FLOW!
now my randomness is over i bid u fairwell!
p.s i feel very touched (not in a pedophilic way) as:
"congratulations to You-know-who-you-are, for having something you wanted to happen, finally happen. You deserve it, dearie :>)"
its a quote frm som1 elses blog and i think i am the something!
thnku! dunno y im sayin it but i am...not sure hu im thnkin probs You-know-who-you-are as i dont feel as if i deserve them at all as they r so much nicer thn me.
x
Saturday, 18 October 2008
Hi
Hello my name is billy brown!
Im not gay as indicated in the song by mika!
i even have a gf to prove it! but shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
she has doubts about me tho...i think!
lmao
i'm at college atm and i wuld say where but there may be some weird people sayin this...so i wont!
I play the trombone, piano and a bit of guitar! my main down side is tht i dont reli practice them!
this is a problem tht i have overcome on trombone by getting quite gd a sight readin everythin each lesson!
erm i love playing football but i have a problem...theres no terams i can join! iv decided to go to the gym instead but the problem with tht is i dont want to get all muscly!
erm i also am readin hitchhikers guide to the galaxy so...
bye
im gonna go and read it now!
its bril. btw!
xxx
Im not gay as indicated in the song by mika!
i even have a gf to prove it! but shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
she has doubts about me tho...i think!
lmao
i'm at college atm and i wuld say where but there may be some weird people sayin this...so i wont!
I play the trombone, piano and a bit of guitar! my main down side is tht i dont reli practice them!
this is a problem tht i have overcome on trombone by getting quite gd a sight readin everythin each lesson!
erm i love playing football but i have a problem...theres no terams i can join! iv decided to go to the gym instead but the problem with tht is i dont want to get all muscly!
erm i also am readin hitchhikers guide to the galaxy so...
bye
im gonna go and read it now!
its bril. btw!
xxx
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